3.12.2008

The Onion - A Newspaper That Will Out Last Them All

Elf Finger Found In Box Of Keebler Cookies

The Onion

Elf Finger Found In Box Of Keebler Cookies

PINE MEADOW, CA-Ed Swaney discovered a golden-fingernailed appendage in his E.L. Fudge cookies Sunday.

2 comments:

Ann said...

This is perhaps the world's best publication. I think everyone needs it delivered to their door and served with their morning coffee and an enema so that they may start their day not taking themselves so darned seriously.

Julie Dennehy said...

Amen, sister. Daily enemas? I have to start partying with your kind.